drarna:

side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)

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less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

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edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

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